Clean? Why be clean?

*yawn*
Good day of napping too bad its always in this damn box, the mommy wont let a man lick himself and sleep on the comfy couch. No respect I tell ya!

Mom keeps telling me about a vacation and a trip to the puppy hotel soon and about a nice man cleaning my chompers. I don't want ANY part of me clean! EWWWW Clean is so very nasty.

I worked hard for this funk cloud that follows me around and she keeps trying to "defunk" me, as if any of it works. If she pisses me off I just piss on her rug or even better on her bed right before she goes to get in it hehe yes I'm a baaaddddd doggie but its so fun to see her get all upsetgotta go sniff Oreo he's looking pretty darn good today...