Welcome!
Welcome!Wow! Dude I have so many friends already *sniffs for treats*Bastages don't show up without treats or I just might piddle on your shoes and don't your forget it! *SNORT!*
Now where was I....Oh yes Hi I'm Trooper da funky beagle, I am 8 years old, a less than intact male beagle who rides the short bus. IBM Ok with that, mom says I am "her special baby" and I don't let her forget it no siree. I have a grumpy older brother Oreo, a couple of roomies that don't seem to understand I just want to snuggle in their beds and spread my love aka FUNK to their space. Oh yes I have a cool uncle Steve he lets me lick his pants, hork on his feet and he still makes me home made treats and takes my photos. Uncle Steve used to be a bit uncomfortable with my rather odd personality and sexual orientation but now he seems pretty supportive. My mom is mostly a goddess that I adore but she does yell at me a good bit for getting into the trash. I mean get real I'm a BEAGLE its my JOB to inspect all trash, paper goods and shoes for anything that might make a fun snack. If I find Q-tips or "girl stuff" I MUST take it into the middle of the living room and eat it pronto.
Before I forget, and I do forget stuff, the rules of my little world are1) dude take it easy I don't have thumbs so I don't type fast or well2) if 1 does not work go take a nap3) this is my space to be un PC, crass, rude and pretty much a DOG!if you don't like any of this go lick yourself ;-)
Welcome *woof!*
Now where was I....Oh yes Hi I'm Trooper da funky beagle, I am 8 years old, a less than intact male beagle who rides the short bus. IBM Ok with that, mom says I am "her special baby" and I don't let her forget it no siree. I have a grumpy older brother Oreo, a couple of roomies that don't seem to understand I just want to snuggle in their beds and spread my love aka FUNK to their space. Oh yes I have a cool uncle Steve he lets me lick his pants, hork on his feet and he still makes me home made treats and takes my photos. Uncle Steve used to be a bit uncomfortable with my rather odd personality and sexual orientation but now he seems pretty supportive. My mom is mostly a goddess that I adore but she does yell at me a good bit for getting into the trash. I mean get real I'm a BEAGLE its my JOB to inspect all trash, paper goods and shoes for anything that might make a fun snack. If I find Q-tips or "girl stuff" I MUST take it into the middle of the living room and eat it pronto.
Before I forget, and I do forget stuff, the rules of my little world are1) dude take it easy I don't have thumbs so I don't type fast or well2) if 1 does not work go take a nap3) this is my space to be un PC, crass, rude and pretty much a DOG!if you don't like any of this go lick yourself ;-)
Welcome *woof!*
posted by Trooper Beagle at 9:36 AM
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