The battle of the bed
Fucking A!
Mom and I had a little throw down this morning before sunrise, see mom has this headed bed thing that on cold mornings like this just call to a hound. Snuggle up in a little ball under all her fluffy covers dude thats HOME!
Mom was not amused to see nothing but my snout and some gold eyes looking out of a lump in the covers. "git" is not going to get me out of the bed-hell no!
A battle of my clawing and growing sucktion cups on my underside and her pulling on my tail and back leg ensued. She won but only after I made a wreak of her bed (and left my funk there as a reminder of my displeasure)
Every time she left the room I planted myself back in the bed-four freaking times she pulled me out of the bed until she locked my stink'n ass back in my box. BITCH its cold in here! Oreo that bastard is sleeping on the bed, in the sun by the window right now all smug. Thas ok Ill have his ass later.
Mom has started her holiday shopping, she has this small pile of very intresting smelling stuff in the library but every time I get close enough to check em out and look for whats mine she whomps me in the nose. BITCH!
Yes there is a trend here, my mom is a BITCH (but I love her) Anything in this house by default belongs to me but she seems to forget that.
Mom and I had a little throw down this morning before sunrise, see mom has this headed bed thing that on cold mornings like this just call to a hound. Snuggle up in a little ball under all her fluffy covers dude thats HOME!
Mom was not amused to see nothing but my snout and some gold eyes looking out of a lump in the covers. "git" is not going to get me out of the bed-hell no!
A battle of my clawing and growing sucktion cups on my underside and her pulling on my tail and back leg ensued. She won but only after I made a wreak of her bed (and left my funk there as a reminder of my displeasure)
Every time she left the room I planted myself back in the bed-four freaking times she pulled me out of the bed until she locked my stink'n ass back in my box. BITCH its cold in here! Oreo that bastard is sleeping on the bed, in the sun by the window right now all smug. Thas ok Ill have his ass later.
Mom has started her holiday shopping, she has this small pile of very intresting smelling stuff in the library but every time I get close enough to check em out and look for whats mine she whomps me in the nose. BITCH!
Yes there is a trend here, my mom is a BITCH (but I love her) Anything in this house by default belongs to me but she seems to forget that.
posted by Trooper Beagle at 10:00 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home