bath day, boobies and slap stick fun!

O man have a got a funny story for the beagle fan club
The other day when mom was getting us ready to go see the big red fat guy she gave us a bath (EWWWW BATH!) well see mom always does this in the buff or just panties otherwise we get our funk and hair all over whatever she is wearing.

Anyway she had just finished washing the frufru shit off us and had asked the big guy to leave her robe right outside the bath door. No problemo right roomie is gone, big guy is gone and the robe is right outside the door.

WRONG hehe

Mom opens the door there stands not 3 feet from her the big guy and the roomie chatting in the hall.

Mom is just in panties

Roomie screams, mom screams and us hounds make a break for it.
Two wet dogs on the loose, the big guy trying to catch Oreo, mom trying to catch me while trying to cover her boobies-mom has more boobies than she can cover, roomie is still flabbergasted-everyone is laughing their asses off. Oreo and I take this as our chance for revenge-wet dog EVERYWHERE!

Much running around and slipping on the now wet hardwood floors ensues fucking fantastic fun let me tell you. Yup Oreo and I got pushed back into the bathroom to dry but not before we left wet dog all over the place.

Gone to see the big fat red guy with the fake beard

Dude I am a lazy dog, I keep saying I will write in this thing but every time I get the urge my bed just calls me back to nap some more.

Many interesting things to report in Trooperland:

Went to see that big fat red guy with the fake beard. That was fun, mom took Oreo and I over to Ballston to the mall to check things out. never been to a mall so it was quite fun all the new stuff to smell and what hell is it to take a SCENT hound to a food court and then not let him have all the wonderful yummy stuff he smells. Moms a bitch but we have already gone over that. So anyway saw the big guy, did the whole picture thing with the whole family, even uncle Steve got in on the deal. This one chic kept waving a treat around in front of Oreo and I, bitch would not give me anything. Oreo gave her what for later on though, he's a crabby old rat but its useful at times.
Pics came out great mom says thus she insists on sending them to everyone-great more fans for my little cult (evil laugh)

Mom has started her whole gift wrapping/cooking for the holidays thing its kinda fun to watch her get all in a fluff when something does not wrap well, mom sucks at wrapping but don't say a word she will cry. Last weekend her and the big guy made rice crispy treats with sprinkles, cool as shit dude no matter how hard she tries she cant clean up all the bits of candy so my ass is in there like white on rice slurping the goodies off every surface I can teach. She says she is making cookies this weekend so maybe I will get lucky again.

Oh before I forget exactly who does a dog need to bite to get this cold white shit to go away???? I'm not kidding here this shit has to go, not in a few months like the big guys says but NOW. Come on its fucking witch tit cold out there. A dog needs to take a piss once in a while and I don't like the idea of freezing my dick off in the process OK? Good I hope I made that clear enough.
Dude gotta go I think I hear someone putting something in the trash can, gotta do some recon on it.
Laterz