Gone to see the big fat red guy with the fake beard
Dude I am a lazy dog, I keep saying I will write in this thing but every time I get the urge my bed just calls me back to nap some more.
Many interesting things to report in Trooperland:
Went to see that big fat red guy with the fake beard. That was fun, mom took Oreo and I over to Ballston to the mall to check things out. never been to a mall so it was quite fun all the new stuff to smell and what hell is it to take a SCENT hound to a food court and then not let him have all the wonderful yummy stuff he smells. Moms a bitch but we have already gone over that. So anyway saw the big guy, did the whole picture thing with the whole family, even uncle Steve got in on the deal. This one chic kept waving a treat around in front of Oreo and I, bitch would not give me anything. Oreo gave her what for later on though, he's a crabby old rat but its useful at times.
Pics came out great mom says thus she insists on sending them to everyone-great more fans for my little cult (evil laugh)
Mom has started her whole gift wrapping/cooking for the holidays thing its kinda fun to watch her get all in a fluff when something does not wrap well, mom sucks at wrapping but don't say a word she will cry. Last weekend her and the big guy made rice crispy treats with sprinkles, cool as shit dude no matter how hard she tries she cant clean up all the bits of candy so my ass is in there like white on rice slurping the goodies off every surface I can teach. She says she is making cookies this weekend so maybe I will get lucky again.
Oh before I forget exactly who does a dog need to bite to get this cold white shit to go away???? I'm not kidding here this shit has to go, not in a few months like the big guys says but NOW. Come on its fucking witch tit cold out there. A dog needs to take a piss once in a while and I don't like the idea of freezing my dick off in the process OK? Good I hope I made that clear enough.
Dude gotta go I think I hear someone putting something in the trash can, gotta do some recon on it.
Laterz
Many interesting things to report in Trooperland:
Went to see that big fat red guy with the fake beard. That was fun, mom took Oreo and I over to Ballston to the mall to check things out. never been to a mall so it was quite fun all the new stuff to smell and what hell is it to take a SCENT hound to a food court and then not let him have all the wonderful yummy stuff he smells. Moms a bitch but we have already gone over that. So anyway saw the big guy, did the whole picture thing with the whole family, even uncle Steve got in on the deal. This one chic kept waving a treat around in front of Oreo and I, bitch would not give me anything. Oreo gave her what for later on though, he's a crabby old rat but its useful at times.
Pics came out great mom says thus she insists on sending them to everyone-great more fans for my little cult (evil laugh)
Mom has started her whole gift wrapping/cooking for the holidays thing its kinda fun to watch her get all in a fluff when something does not wrap well, mom sucks at wrapping but don't say a word she will cry. Last weekend her and the big guy made rice crispy treats with sprinkles, cool as shit dude no matter how hard she tries she cant clean up all the bits of candy so my ass is in there like white on rice slurping the goodies off every surface I can teach. She says she is making cookies this weekend so maybe I will get lucky again.
Oh before I forget exactly who does a dog need to bite to get this cold white shit to go away???? I'm not kidding here this shit has to go, not in a few months like the big guys says but NOW. Come on its fucking witch tit cold out there. A dog needs to take a piss once in a while and I don't like the idea of freezing my dick off in the process OK? Good I hope I made that clear enough.
Dude gotta go I think I hear someone putting something in the trash can, gotta do some recon on it.
Laterz
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