Birthday gift

So its like my birthday and all, mom and the big guy seem to love to get me shit then laugh at what kinda fool I can make out of myself. I'm a dog, I get my attention how ever I can so this works.

Last night the mommy and the big guy gave me this gift, still not too sure what to think of it but its red and kinda looks like the cat across the street-short and FAT. Hey Morris, hey wake up! Yes I'm talking about your fat ass, no wonder there are so many squirrels for Oreo to chase your so fat you cant get up off the stoop to chase em. Damn cat, at least you don't mess with the birds, mom would be PISSED.

Oh sorry where was I? I love to talk shit bout the cat down the street.
Oh yes the gift...its big and red and IKEA says its a cat house but mom thinks it will be a great beagle snuggle house. I will say its fun to run around with it on my head bumping into things showing off for the camera. Oreo is scared of it so its even better, its MINE all MINE *evil laugh*

Now I wait for the mommy and the big guy to get home to see if they are going to take me on a ride in the car to celebrate, I love love love riding in the car I get to drool all over mommy's car and all the cars behind us. People make such nice hand gestures at me telling me I am number one after I do this hehe

OH PS thanks for the birthday well wishes from my adoring fans, you guys are great but um where's the BEEF!