So I am going to be an old hound

Dude its nice out and here I sit in this box, where is the justice in the world? I know there are bunnies out there, I smell em, they are taunting me with their fluffy tails...no wait that's Oreo. DOH!

Anyway my birthday is in 2 days. I'm getting old mom says, 9 years old so that's...what 63 dog years? Thinking about it makes a hound dog gone tired I tell you. Not sure what fun mom and the big guy have cooked up but normally they do fun stuff for doggie birthdays. So looking forward to that cake and ice cream after a long ride in the car. I love to push my nose all over the windows and leave my slime and funk behind. The nice lady at AKA Spot always gives me treats and tells me how cute I am-OF COURSE I AM I AM TROOPER BEAGLE! hrumph!

Maybe mom will let me have some trash to ear or q-tips oh that sounds GREAT I tell ya.

So what you my loyal converts to the cult of Trooper going to do for me on my big day???