Yes I am a slack ass

Yo!

Escaped crazy beagle here. Yes I escaped the new "house" the humans have put me in to speak out to all my followers. Mom and the big guy got me a new "house" i.e. cage some time ago and I have given them royal hell over it, I cant escape to talk to you peeps.

Free TROOPER!

Harrumph

So much to catch you guys up on, first there was the big move into the big guys house-you! He was pretty freaked out about the whole thing, he's a bright man to know the scourge of the beagle funk was going to take over his life. I've been going easy on him, after all I REALLY like the big guy so why screw it up. So we are moved in, still got boxes of moms crap around but Oreo and I are happy dogs and eating up the affection of the big guy. Did I mention he makes a great spot to sleep? Warm, quiet and makes sure Oreo and mom don't mess with me-I heart the big guy chest.

Then we had Halloween-I got to wear the witch costume with the little skirt and hat, Oreo laughed at me but I got him back later by chewing up one of his toys. He's so much fun to torment and he wont hurt me.

There have been various food items the big guy left out that I have gobbled up faster than he can pull my jaws apart. That big guy cooks some good dog chow *evil grin* let me tell you, real damn good.

So now are at the holidays, the humans got us gifts, Oreo got a couple of goofy ass stuffed toys, why he plays with those things I will never know but he is CRAZY about his toys. Me, the folks went all out and got me this big doggy sleeping bag/snuggle bed thing it ROCKS. I can burrow to my hearts content in a bed all my own. Now if I can lure Oreo over here to join me...

Damn gotta run I hear the UPS guy maybe there are more gifts from my minions